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Anti jokes - may (will) not be politically correct

Dukky
Sat Dec 06 08, 05:20PM

Hermanater
Sun Dec 07 08, 10:58AM

sum friday jokes - warning no political correctness!

UKMD|django
Fri Nov 28 08, 01:43PM

|VICTIM| Danny XD
Sat Nov 29 08, 10:36AM

Need pockets? Nahhhh :)

|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Fri Nov 21 08, 03:12PM

|UKMD| Bourne
Mon Nov 24 08, 04:25PM

Sarah Silverman vs Jimmy Kimmel (bad language warning)

|UKMD| St Nick
Thu Nov 20 08, 09:38PM

|UKMD| St Nick
Sat Nov 22 08, 01:40PM

YouTube Heros

Peanut
Fri Nov 21 08, 09:11PM

|UKMD| Bourne
Sat Nov 22 08, 12:20PM

Graffiti Jokes

Peanut
Tue Nov 18 08, 10:47PM

Eden
Thu Nov 20 08, 12:58AM

footballers

Peanut
Sat Oct 18 08, 09:56AM

105

Peanut
Sun Oct 26 08, 05:13PM

Prank your mate!

|UKMD| Cobra
Mon Oct 20 08, 04:31PM

|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Tue Oct 21 08, 06:57AM

[poll] Is there anything more amazing than human tetris?

|UKMD| Barbeque
Thu Oct 16 08, 11:57PM

123

|UKMD| Melon
Sat Oct 18 08, 03:18PM

this is really funny

|UKMD|Konvict
Fri Oct 17 08, 09:44PM

|UKMD|Konvict
Fri Oct 17 08, 11:56PM

Phone Prank (some strong languages)

|UKMD| OuTLaW
Thu Oct 16 08, 11:17PM

|UKMD| Bourne
Fri Oct 17 08, 02:08PM

Best prank ever

Ming
Wed Oct 15 08, 09:05PM

107

Hethron
Fri Oct 17 08, 12:07AM

Oh no!

|UKMD| DMW
Wed Oct 15 08, 02:43PM

|UKMD| Joe xD
Wed Oct 15 08, 04:44PM

Jokes

|UKMD| Cobra
Sat Jun 28 08, 09:25PM

115

|UKMD| killers
Fri Oct 10 08, 08:59PM

funny but not a joke

DUNK #Clanofdoom
Fri Oct 10 08, 10:54AM

|UKMD |Dougal
Fri Oct 10 08, 07:41PM

Roulette

Bio Spark
Fri Sep 12 08, 02:41PM

|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Sat Sep 27 08, 05:52PM

Adverts that wouldn't be allowed now.......

|UKMD| DMW
Mon Aug 04 08, 08:38AM

215

Chadman
Sat Sep 27 08, 04:34PM

Images

Bio Spark
Sat Aug 23 08, 08:11PM

Bio Spark
Sat Aug 23 08, 09:48PM

Elephant

Bling Bling|UKMD|
Fri Aug 22 08, 11:33AM

|UKMD| Broeder
Fri Aug 22 08, 10:56PM

A joke :D

Saunby
Fri Aug 15 08, 06:22PM

|UKMD| Mi.SC
Sun Aug 17 08, 03:33PM

Golf! (NSFW)

|UKMD| Wolfey
Fri Aug 15 08, 09:43PM

|UKMD| Bourne
Sat Aug 16 08, 08:14PM

Random exam questions

|UKMD| neon flame
Sat Aug 16 08, 12:01PM

|UKMD| neon flame
Sat Aug 16 08, 06:08PM

lmao :)

|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Fri Aug 15 08, 10:07AM

UKMD The Lonely Wolf
Fri Aug 15 08, 06:59PM

how to make a trip to the supermarket less boring

DUNK #Clanofdoom
Sat Jul 26 08, 07:19PM

276

|UKMD| √ÏЯuک
Mon Aug 04 08, 03:16PM

Counter Strike parody

Team MҲ | Hell1Ҳ
Thu Jul 10 08, 08:39AM

|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Thu Jul 10 08, 10:27AM

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|UKMD| st3fan^ wrote this in the forum 28 Dec : 13:51

Mallet's Mallet!, This is a word association game musn't pause, musn't hesitate

Right nicked this off another forum i like to occasionally spam!its The Mallet's Mallet!, This is a word association game musn't pause, musn't hesitate...bread

|UKMD| MoggieX wrote this in the forum 02 Jan : 09:39

Server Feedback - We Want to Hear From You!

Thats right, we're open to ALL suggestions as when it comes to our servers.If you have a suggestion, please post below.Note: That AWP & Auto sniper enablement is non-negiotable, it ain't happening!This thread carries a strict NO FLAMING policy, if you have an idea, post it!Some suggested topics:- Ranking Systems- Mods (of any kind)- Public wars- Special Nights---------- Work in Progress ----------Ok, just to summarise from the posts made so far:* Map rotation based upon players/time of dayI [more ...]

|UKMD| MoggieX wrote this in the forum 27 Dec : 01:03

*** |UKMD| Code of Conduct - ALL MEMBERS MUST SIGN ***

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|UKMD| MoggieX wrote this in the forum 11 Jun : 13:37

Victims application form. ( please fill this in if you are a victim)

** Please copy this out and put it in a new thread to apply to MX****Fill out the section that applies to you, TF2 or CS:S Or in my case, BOTH****See The Last Post Below for an example**If you have not done so already please read the How to join |UKMD| GuideFeel free to add more but please answer all the questionsImportant Note:|UKMD| is not an active match playing clan, it is a 'Team' and a 'community', IF you're looking for matches, then you've come to the wrong place.-------------------- ---[more ...]

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Like None Other
Team MX is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, Team MX. We're probably the largest UK clan ever, we have over 170 team members with well over 130 of them actively playing. Team MX is over a year old now, celabrating its first birthday in November last year. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.

We don't recruit twats!
Quite frankly we ain't interested in matches, or 'twats' (mainly gobby teanagers, you know the ones), if this is something you're looking for, or are, you're not in the right place at all. However, IF you are a utter n00b (like I am, MoggieX) and enjoy the 'whole' online gaming expereince, where you can make friends from all over the world, then you have found yourself a new home.

A Little More About Team MX
Also quite interestingly, every Team MX member gets a limited amount of admin privilages, its been the norm for people to pay for such rights, here you get them free and you can also feel at ease that there is only small group of admins, the core admins that have the access to any player abuse commands. So you can play in realtive safety, knowing that the server you're on is patrolled by an army of admins. We have members from the ages of 9 to well past retirement, probably with an average age twice that of other clans, a prime example that this is no ordinary clan.

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|UKMD| Broeder
07 Jan : 01:42
NN, Congrats to new n00b

Pistols_the_Pirate
06 Jan : 22:36
bloody case sensitive damn thing. crisis averted

Pistols_the_Pirate
06 Jan : 22:33
damnit, steam updated and now I can't login.... what was my username again? :s

|UKMD| Bourne
06 Jan : 21:06
whoot whoot!

safari jimgle bells
06 Jan : 19:49
just the fans to wire up now

|UKMD| Bourne
06 Jan : 19:19
Running commentry from Jim going strong!

safari jimgle bells
06 Jan : 19:14
mobo in, now to get wiring

safari jimgle bells
06 Jan : 19:07
hdd is in! now to place and wire up the mobo.......

|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 18:57
Dec: it wasn't the ham after all?

|VICTIM | A.I.
06 Jan : 18:18
if you haven't lost skin on at least 4 knuckles , you aint done it right !

safari jimgle bells
06 Jan : 18:08
graphics card and motherboard removed from old case! woot!!

this is where mah 1337 "operation" game skillzorz come in

|UKMD|Riley
06 Jan : 17:37
Where did you lose your appendix Dec .. ? Have you retraced your steps ?

|UKMD| Bourne
06 Jan : 17:20
Ohh ul Dec. Pretty painful is that...
I had mine about5/6 years back. In agony for 2/3 days b4 i had op

|UKMD |Dougal
06 Jan : 16:40
cancel that, anyone for dod?

|UKMD| St Nick
06 Jan : 16:37
get well soon dec!

dec1211
06 Jan : 16:36
I've lost my appendix

Been in hospital since sunday night, just got back and can barely move

No games for a while methinks

|UKMD |Dougal
06 Jan : 16:28
i would smit but i havent talked to my cousin yet, so im staying away

|UKMD| Joe xD
06 Jan : 16:06
i fancy getting back to my pc so i can play cs:s!
tomorrow =D

|UKMD| Smit
06 Jan : 15:10
any1 fancy gettin dod server started?

safari jimgle bells
06 Jan : 14:40
omg new puter bits are here, the antec 1200 is huge and heavy!! i've seen smaller cars!!!

|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 13:20
I work in shifts...so now I'm having my 'weekend' off ( 1day). I should have put "off" because the GF is @ work and The Kid is too ( he works @ home

), logs into my account everytime he can. Mostly when it's diaper change time or, for instance, FEED ME time.

|UKMD| Smit
06 Jan : 12:47
lmao broeder dont u have work? im in college otherwise id be posting more

|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 12:37

1 year later

|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 12:35

he IS the Future of Breakdance!

|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 12:34

|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 12:32

|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 12:21
Smitje = 1337 no more?

|UKMD| Smit
06 Jan : 12:06
tehehe

|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 11:56
Smitje = 1337

|UKMD| Smit
06 Jan : 11:52
hey all

|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 11:45
Hi @ all!
I see we got a 3rd moderator?
Welcome CAWA @ Gongrats!

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