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Doffen[Nor]

Thu Nov 27 08, 09:20PM

doffen

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Wooow.. Deja-vu feeling.

I think I can see the future guys... =/ 100 % serious now! O.o

|UKMD| ﮎhadam-DeҲ

Thu Nov 27 08, 09:39PM

I Bet That You Look Good On The DanceFloor =]

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Doffen[Nor wrote ...
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I am shadams slave, i live in his cupboard and serve him tea in a maids out fit, in 20 years i am free, but would rather stick around to see his neighbours naked.

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Doffen[Nor]

Thu Nov 27 08, 10:04PM

doffen

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Doffen[Nor wrote ...
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I like shadam. He iz zecsi

|UKMD| ﮎhadam-DeҲ

Thu Nov 27 08, 10:05PM

I Bet That You Look Good On The DanceFloor =]

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|UKMD| ﮎhadam wrote ...

Doffen is my Lover from the North

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Doffen[Nor]

Thu Nov 27 08, 10:12PM

doffen

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I came in a boat. We both did!

*laughs so hard of his own joke*

|UKMD| ﮎhadam-DeҲ

Thu Nov 27 08, 10:14PM

I Bet That You Look Good On The DanceFloor =]

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shadam doesnt get

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Doffen[Nor]

Thu Nov 27 08, 10:17PM

doffen

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Maybe it's more of a Norwegian joke. I dno.

|UKMD| ﮎhadam-DeҲ

Thu Nov 27 08, 10:19PM

I Bet That You Look Good On The DanceFloor =]

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yeah maybe

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Doffen[Nor]

Thu Nov 27 08, 10:38PM

doffen

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Why does the sweedish look on the stuffies on the floor in the shops?

Cause he looks for the low prices! xD Stoopid sweeds ^^

|UKMD| ﮎhadam-DeҲ

Thu Nov 27 08, 10:41PM

I Bet That You Look Good On The DanceFloor =]

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erm, okay

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Doffen[Nor]

Thu Nov 27 08, 10:46PM

doffen

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No one likes sweed jokes?

Norwegian-sweed thing then...

Kurai /Kes

Fri Nov 28 08, 12:29AM

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Doffen[Nor wrote ...
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I came in a boat. We both did!

*laughs so hard of his own joke*

LOL

either it DOES translate and shad doesn't get it.

or more likely my sence of humour is so twisted i can turn ANYTHING into a smutty joke.

Doffen[Nor]

Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42AM

doffen

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Goodie! Its a "smutty" joke

I think ^^

Maybe shad is just a slow thinker

Kurai /Kes

Fri Nov 28 08, 02:38PM

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no it proberably is the latter. but i ain't gonna explain it.

Next time can i come too?

Doffen[Nor]

Fri Nov 28 08, 03:13PM

doffen

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Ofc you can.

My longship is big.

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|UKMD| Smit
06 Jan : 13:03
lmao broeder dont u have work? im in college otherwise id be posting more

|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 12:53

1 year later

|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 12:52

he IS the Future of Breakdance!

|UKMD| Broeder
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|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 12:49

|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 12:37
Smitje = 1337 no more?

|UKMD| Smit
06 Jan : 12:22
tehehe

|UKMD| Broeder
06 Jan : 12:12
Smitje = 1337

|UKMD| Smit
06 Jan : 12:09
hey all

|UKMD| Broeder
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Hi @ all!
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Welcome CAWA @ Gongrats!

|UKMD|Riley
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Morning n00bs !

|UKMD| CAWA
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|UKMD| Smit
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|UKMD| Bourne
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Wolf

UKMD The Lonely Wolf
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Computer's fixed, and my hours have changed once more. Oh how it feels good to be on this website!
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05 Jan : 19:52
I got college tomorrow, starting my music video assignment, nice one bruvaaaaaa

but I has a 3 hour lunch tomorrow.

|UKMD|Riley
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My first day back too ! Quite enjoyed it in fact

|UKMD| DMW
05 Jan : 16:57
Tough to get back into work today.........minor spammage of the webbie will settle me in nicely!

|UKMD|TheNeedleSlave
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Afternoon all. did we all have a gd christmas and new year?

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I promised my little son that we would go fishing this weekend. spent 20 minutes smashing the ice and a further 2 fruitless hours watching a stationary float before he decided it was too cold and we should go home. Still....on the plus side at least he didn't fall in this time!

|UKMD| Ging
05 Jan : 12:46
Sorry to hear that Dunk.

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|UKMD| DMW
05 Jan : 12:04
Sorry to hear that Dunk!

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05 Jan : 10:54
Morning y'all! Cold in Lisbon today as well if it makes you feel any better dunk.

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05 Jan : 10:32
It does Dunk

...While your at work with rubbish weather, down here its sunny, warm and I have the day off college

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05 Jan : 10:17
its monday
its freezing
back at work
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does it get any worse!!!

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