I was wondering what your favourite lines, quotes or song lyrics are?
"I can tell you but then I'd have to kill you, it's classified" Maverick, Top Gun.
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh" George Bernard Shaw Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950)
|UKMD| Daddy Broeder wrote ...
The path of the righteous n00b is beset on all the sides by the inequities of the Selfish and the tiranny of EvilMen / Blessed is he who, in the name of Moggie and UKMD, sheperds the |victim|'s through the Valley of Darkness up to Double Doors @ mid, for he is truly his Brother's Keeper and the Finder of Lost N00bs / And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my Brothers / And you will know my name is Daddy Broeder when I lay my Herb Canon upon you...
"I bite my tongue every time you come around 'cos blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground" - Incubus
"It's not often you get to say in front of a big audience that you've had glitter in your arse."
"That's the thing, in a deaf class, no-one can hear you scream..."
"It is a dark night in the forest! Out of the moonlight swoops a tiny bird and it begins pecking at my ear, pecking and pecking! deeper and deeper! help me! help me! I've got SPARROWS in my MIND!"
Going through, and completely decimating, a contract: Groucho: "That's in every contract, that's what you call a sanity clause." Chico: "You can't a fool a me there ain't no sanity clause"
To the, long suffering, Margaret Dumont: Groucho: "You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. "
Chico is being cross examined on the witness stand: Chico: "Now I aska you one. What has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in a circus?" Prosecutor: "That's irrelevant." Chico: "Irrelephant? Hey, that'sa right answer. There's a whole lot of irrelephants in the circus. "
And if you've never seen a Marx Bros movie, go watch "Duck Soup". Completely insane and in appalling taste in the best possible way. How can you not love a film with a song and dance routine called "The Country's Going to War"
Oh my word i have loads of quotes that i say, mostly to the wife
but ive just been reading 'Azincourt' by Bernard Cornwall and all way through the book ive been thinking of the famous Shakespeare quotes from Henry V, and just like you get a song stuck in your head ive got these lines stuck in mine:
'Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our English dead!'
'The game's afoot: Follow your spirit; and, upon this charge Cry 'God for Harry! England and Saint George!'
and just remembered one of my favourite film quotes:
Colour Sergeant Bourne:It's a miracle. Lieutenant John Chard:If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle. Colour Sergeant Bourne:And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind.
From Blackadder II (Elizabethan). Edmund is seeking out the fabled "Wisewoman"
Crone: "Two things, my lord, must thee know of the Wisewoman. First, she is ... a woman! ...and second, she is ... " Edmund: "Wise?" Crone: "You do know her then?" Edmund: "No, just a wild stab in the dark which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful."
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
Bark twice if your in Milwaukee.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Lovin the Henry V quotes Nick, I used to have that as my sig
My current sig is also one of my fav quotes
there are loads of song lyrics and film quotes I could add (starts to dig through the t'internet to find them ) ...
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender
Random woman: "Smells Like Bigfoots Dick" Ron: "That escalted quickly, i mean really quickly, Brick did u throw a trident?" Ron: "Oh Baxter you are my little gentleman ill take you to Foogy London Townn.... This Borito is good but sure is filling" Ron to Brian Fontana"I Hit him With a Boritoo, then he took him and hit him with his foot" "What someone punted him?"
-Myself (I think...I might have like...Picked it up on some random website, so if you see it, yell at me)
Kill them all!!...Or...Don't...Whatever's cool...:S
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Safari Jim - simultaneously reinventing the male menopause and early mid-life crisis via steam ! Just be a little wary of the over 30 (or thereabouts) core admin teamspeak clique .....
"that'll do Pig, that'll do" the farmer from Babe and Babe 2, A pig in the city.
or from an rap track "I am whatever you say I am"
and the cat thing is Hothouse Flowers, Dont Go did google it but I can remember the track and how it goes, just always rubbish at remembering the bands.
googled this as well to see what other pearls of wisdom are out there
liked " If you're going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill----seems to fit with a lot of modern life "Every path has its puddle." English proverb-----------simple and true "We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing." fitting for a bunch of 30 something gamers and my personal fav "You can't fall off the floor" Tito's Law!
"How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? Look at him. He's so cute. And plushy." "Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again..." "What is a simple bite on the butt among friends? Cmon, give me a nibble!" "Maurice, my arm is tired, wave it for me. Faster, you naughty little monkey!" "Welcome, giant pansies. Please feel free to bask in my glow." "The foosa. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off." "Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? No? Good. So shut up." "How long is this going to take?" "If he is a King then where is his crown? I've got a crown, got a very nice one and its here on my head. Look at it. Have I got it on?" and finally: "Oh shut up, you're so annoying!"
"im a bad father a lousy husband and a snappy dresser" - Peter Griffin (Family Guy) cant fink of any more atm, ill come back later wen ive woken up abit
i loooove Banksy =D i'm pretty sure i saw him when i was in london, he was scouting about a huge wall looking shifty, and a MASSIVE Banksy piece was one there 3 days later xD
i'm considering changing it in favour of a ZP one though, cos i perhaps love him more =P
Monty Python's quest for the holy grail (english person impersonating french accent) "you smelly english! your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder berries, and i fart in your general direction!" umm..... other one is blue harvest "luke, use the force. stick that thing in there like i showed u with those puppets, but dont tell nobody or you will get in truble"
"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." Terry Pratchett
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." Groucho Marx
"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative." - Oscar Wilde
"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."
"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I made myself perfectly CLEAR?!?!" - Baldur's Gate, if you've ever played an rpg you'll understand!
"What do you think was the last thing that went through his head before he died?" "From the looks of it Sir, the bullet." "Too crass Johnson, too crass."
|UKMD| Ribbed: "I have no reg, no family and no home"
"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." Terry Pratchett
"Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses to be bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him?"
“Choice. The boy has no real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fear of physical pain drove him to that grotesque act of self-abasement. Its insincerity was clearly to be seen. He ceases to be a wrongdoer. He ceases also to be a creature capable of moral choice.”
- A Clockwork Orange (Anthony Burgess)
REDRUM If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever.
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