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safari jimgle bells
Wed Jan 09 08, 12:10PM
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Just some of my collection, add more below!!
note: no corrections or edits have been made to the quotes to make them funny. they are "as is" on the forums.
any fake quotes get deleted.


MX | HendriX wrote ...
Only jokin lol ... Sorry to see you go man but if you gotta go then u gotta go. hopefully see you around sometime... In fact I know ill see you around cause im in your closet!!! MUHAHAHA!.


Morphii^^ wrote ...
im more of a quoter than a spamer..


MҲ|Riley wrote ...
Mind you, I'd pay good money to see Moggie and Eukrate lashed naked to each other, covered in chocolate fudge sauce, and tossed into the front row of an Erasure gig ! tongue.png


MoggieX wrote ...
if they don;t die the first time, spawn another nade and that'll 100% take them out! Matt


Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ...
The question is..."was" or "is" a n00b?


MoggieX wrote ...
PS. I know \'nothing\' about enabling awp\'s and spanking bots to get King off #1 spot while no one is around =P


MoggieX wrote ...
Where do we go from here? I have no idea. I only want to rush mid!


Stuee wrote ...
Those who desire to be an Admin should immediately be prohibited from being one


Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ...
I think meeting a bunch of 14 year old off here may get me into trouble with the law!!


Bling Bling|MҲ| wrote ...
I am in london and htat would mean meeting up with Tele and Herb, i would rather stick burning matches in my scrotum sack and play eine keine nach musik by amadas with it!!!


to blondebabe:
LoneBlueWolf wrote ...
well... can't blame those who jump on top of you, it's just the lack of life us noobs have lol


moderator note believed to be riley:
MҲ | Bourne wrote ...
[html] Train? [note from moderator: you're online - go to dictionary.com]



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MҲ l safari jim wrote ...
the second half we did better thanks to lunatics convoluted crazy schemes like "b tunnels mid spawn a" and " along, ashort, mid, tunnels b"


MX | LUNATIC wrote ...
LOL WELL B tunnels, midd, spawn, A LOL FANTASTIC


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MX | $pyr0 wrote ...
I must be some kind of new breed of n00b because even though everything is typed up infront of me I still manage not to be able to do it XD


Cheesy wrote ...
i would of slayed myself in shame when you awped me jim but i thought gooner might batter me


cinamon/N-Sane wrote ...
i ll play 100% and i will use my l33t bingo calling skills!


Stuee wrote ...
TS?No shouting? WTF? here have a tissue to wipe the tears princess I can play if needed


MX | Pussycat (Jim) wrote ...
I have a commitment to team Pussycat Join me fellow n00bs, and we shall rise up and decimate the likes of nWo, Headmasters and team Cannon Fodder. Join the rebellion . Join us in the fight for (pussycat rights) and freedom!


Stuee wrote ...
caller eh mmm let me think .......................... oh yeah FO


MX | Pussycat (Jim) wrote ...
Stuee is a big big big scary man, he shouts down the mic and he scares little pussycats away, hes a bad bad man


LagMonster wrote ...
OMG! i found the condom machine! link it gives out condoms aswell!!! roflcopter!



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Bats wrote ...
Can we get some subliminal messaging in the maps as well... such as join team mx, visit our website, give us money... well last one would be nice at least


MҲ l safari jim wrote ...
"dont kill j!m"


Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ...
"sponsor a sheep for nades"


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MX :.MajoRSoulReaver wrote ...
And I like to answer the posts LOOOL


MҲ l safari jim wrote ...
i am safari j!m, i'm 29 and 3 quarters, soon to be 4 quarters, and i too like responding to forum posts. is this spammers anonymous??


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MoggieX wrote ...
My name is Matt and I pwn n00bs, like Riley


mikem wrote ...
I'm not much of a forum poster, so when I do post, it will probably be complete and utter rubbish, like this.


MҲ|Riley wrote ...
I'm Riley and I'm new here. I'm 15 years old and I want to become a hairdresser and drive a small convertible. I hate guns and Stuee


Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ...
I WANT a SHEEP Skin!!!!!!!


Woody wrote ...
And errrrrrrrrm one of my many new years resolutions is to stay calm at all times (going to be hard methinks).


Bling Bling|MҲ| wrote ...
Dear Santa, my name is Bling Bling Ur Dead, i want a puppy for xmas with fish scales and ninja teeth, i play CSS on a computR with my uncle but he makes me sit on his knee, if i am a good little soldier, my mummy lets me spam these forums with annoyin pants. I am 7 and a girl, my real name is Fiona and i smoke pillarboxes and beat up anoyin sheep touchin jocks. Oneday if I am a goodgirl, i am allowed to hax UKMD and pimp arm, bitch slap the taste out of teleys mouth. As he is a big girl and if i get hit with a nade hax by moggie, i am aloud to cry and call him "a haxin mofo", cos my mum said so!


st3fan^ wrote ...
(SPAM WITH SINGLE WORDS ONLY) UFO



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themuttsnuts71 wrote ...
Just wondering what is the longest someone has had to wait to get into team MX just to give me an idea if i can break the record lol cause think my application got lost in the post office back log (only joking ) lol


MҲ l safari jim wrote ...
the longest was "eternity" and it was asthetics of hate


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Evil-sausages wrote ...
i like spam its so hearty


MX :.MajQSoulReaver wrote ...

just to spam a litte bit
Testing spam_aimbot 4.3


Team MҲ l DUNK wrote ...
not everyone is addicted to SPAM j!m.


MҲ l safari jim wrote ...
its not just length of waitingness is it? recruitment is run by a majorly complicated mathematical formula, involving such things as online time on the server, amount of activity on the website, sheep donated to nades, how well someone already here gets to know you (as we're trying damn hard to keep twats out! (not that you're a twat, i didn't mean that )) how well moggiex knows you, pictures of you in a dress and finally wether you are there or not on the night matts drunk enough cider to press his vote button. its very scientific



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st3fan^ wrote ...
nah i didnt really care evil! syxx is a knob jockey anyway


Syxx wrote ...
Yeah that Syxx is a dick


MҲ | Bourne wrote ...
Syxx is such an asshole! What a melon head! Whos Syxx again?lololol


Syxx wrote ...
sm_slap bourne 99


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to mansepanse:
Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ...
TBH honest we have been calling you mansy-pansy so far!


MҲ|Riley wrote ...
Who dedicates an entire thread to their 200th post ? (That's a rhetorical question Sasha)


Detail/T-Bag-T wrote ...
does everyone remember the tiem moggie was drunk and sent that PM that was meant to only be to me to everyone??? about uneducateed weasels birthday. lolz


Stuee wrote ...
some1 mention drink?


MҲ|Riley wrote ...
I only Spam the Spam threads (honest )


MҲ l safari jim wrote ...
not that im complaining, ive got a new thread to spam here! err i mean "to post meaningful opinions"


MҲ|Riley wrote ...
Such modesty ! My 2000th was carefully planned ! I spammed one of Jim's serious threads tongue.png


Black Panther wrote ...
that also need updatein, u have 2 black panthers, plus, im donut now, remember?


Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ...
To right stick my sheep straight up there arse!


fludie gets banned:
Stuee wrote ...
ROFL

fludie "Not sure where to go from here?"
j!m "to another server."

Class


Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ...
MҲ l safari jim wrote ...
your right syxx. i think swearing should be outlawed in scotland.
That will be [censored] right!


Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ...
Is imitating Major considered "idiocy"? If so, I shud worry about this nite, I think...


MҲ l safari jim wrote ...
and yes we are all n00bs. says so in the server title, see??


eukrate wrote ...
your a nob, i though i was rude , but you are something else


Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ...
Take care Buddy.........ya prrrrrick!


st3fan^ wrote ...
tis very true. dont know why women dont just say what they mean! not that hard! stop being fecking pillocks!!!!


Team MҲ l DUNK wrote ...
bosses eh!!! caught mine away for a cheeky wee job interview this afternoon!!! cant hide nowt from me
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|UKMD| st3fan^
Wed Jan 09 08, 02:09PM
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wooop! good work jim, but i dont keep a notebook of quotes i will try and find some soon tho! well! u seem to have it covered! ur like a forum stand up comedian!






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Spyro
Wed Jan 09 08, 02:25PM
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Love the way that my qoute sticks more then anyone elses hahaha nerrr nerrrr you lot



...Jim this forum is probably just another excuse to spam?


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MX | LUNATIC
Wed Jan 09 08, 03:26PM
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hahaha awesome b tunnels mid spawn a long b to the tree!!








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|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Wed Jan 09 08, 04:10PM
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Hehheheh
Nice spam m8 ..... hmmm i meant to say job m8
As one of Team Forum Spammers I can say u r the king



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|UKMD|Riley
Wed Jan 09 08, 04:43PM
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Is this the secret preview of yuor new signature Jim ?



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Rob
Wed Jan 09 08, 04:52PM
The sex!!

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wheres the quotes of me???? "rushes to toilet gets a drink then calls mum whats for tea???"


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Vαηish
Wed Jan 09 08, 05:31PM
Trust pink, Trust Vanish !

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i dont get it.




Stabs McCool wrote ...

ive just noticed, this is the first post ive seen from manse

Mansepanse : Joined: Wed Nov 28 07 , Posts: 5
Vanish : Joined: Sun Nov 18 07 , Posts: 2152

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safari jimgle bells
Wed Jan 09 08, 08:07PM
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Rob wrote ...

wheres the quotes of me???? "rushes to toilet gets a drink then calls mum whats for tea???"


couldn't find one we hadn't censored



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Rob
Wed Jan 09 08, 08:25PM
The sex!!

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lol fair enough and i dont know why i put that!!! censored censored censored


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|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Wed Jan 09 08, 10:35PM
salezmaj

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coz u are [censored]
lool
Hey Rob come on server sum times when u see me playing.. miss your face and your sexy voice



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Rob
Wed Jan 09 08, 10:44PM
The sex!!

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lol ok need to get plying abuit more probs really into cod4 at the moment fantastic game really fun and light not too heavy. i plyed css for like a year and a half like most of that with team mx soo i still post as i cannot forget any of u!!!!


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|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Wed Jan 09 08, 10:46PM
salezmaj

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Ye u should. I like to have that deagling time again with u



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Bats
Wed Jan 09 08, 10:52PM
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I could I've had more amusing quotes...

Then again I guess I'm just not funny...

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|UKMD|Riley
Wed Jan 09 08, 11:52PM
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unbridled.jocularity@bats



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|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Thu Jan 10 08, 08:24AM
salezmaj

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lol that guy bats or what he calls him self he is funny just slap him



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safari jimgle bells
Thu Jan 10 08, 10:56AM
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Bats wrote ...

I could I've had more amusing quotes...

Then again I guess I'm just not funny...


well, i went through 77 pages of your forum posts and found these:

QUOTABLE BATS


Bats wrote ...

plus lbh this really isn't a big deal.. now i've stirred the pot time to move on i feel...


Bats wrote ...

Achilles wrote ...
yeah plzzz i have bumchums so if awp allowed and im their, server will 100% have more than 10 players lol


You and your *bumchums* Shall we just rename it to the gay pride server?

UK | MAN DOWN! | Gay Pride Firendly | Team MX | FF/Anal/Sluts

Or Perhaps

UK | MAN DOWN! | Kebab & Tranny Friendly | Team MX | AWP/FF/Auto's


I'm using my tiredness as an excuse for these incredibly poor jokes


Bats wrote ...

Warming up and planning is for the oldies.. Blagging it is the way forward...



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RIVALZ wrote ...

THE SERVER AINT UP YET AS I HAVE TO DO STUFF


Bats wrote ...

Found caps again then mate?


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Bats wrote ...

Lol, loving cloudeh in lycra... looks good


bats on who has the best hair:
Bats wrote ...

Can't be:
- Moggiex disapeared ages ago, and whatever he rubs on it now just doesnt work.. his toupee looks good tho

Bats


Bats wrote ...

Lol, Its alright new section of the site, and rooms on TS, we can get the welsh involved as well... Then again they'll mainly be talking about the grooming of their sheep...


Bats wrote ...

Well he is from Belgium... The true origin of French Fries ironically...



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on recruitment:

MoggieX wrote ...

Riley for sure, sensible chap from what I can make out.




Bats wrote ...

Oh yeah if anyone see mr man, might be an idea to recruit him, i think i gave him basic admin by mistake


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on will-jam:
Bats wrote ...

We'll drag him kicking and screaming to the site


Bats wrote ...

Achilles has got his scots accent almost to a tee... So Achillees i vote you become little stuee for a while to help the transition...

Ohh dear just realised how bad that came out.. wasnt intentional this time..


Bats wrote ...

Hmmm... the joys of TS where comments aren't recorded...


on extinctions victim app:
Bats wrote ...

Pleasant as always you northern monkey


Bats wrote ...

Dont forget the chips with that Achilles


Bats wrote ...

I'm Bats, and i'm a little less powerfull than God but not by much...


Bats wrote ...

Always gay stuff aint it with you cheesy...


Bats wrote ...

Ahh... the joys of programming...

If only there were some...


bats the teamflasher:
Bats wrote ...

it was a great flash... i swear it got a couple of them as well...




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Thu Jan 10 08, 11:28AM
salezmaj

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omg nice work Jim
Ithink now u just need to get rest a little



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Bats
Thu Jan 10 08, 11:49AM
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Thanks J!m... Fond memories
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|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Thu Jan 10 08, 12:02PM
salezmaj

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slap him in game u will get tons of quotas



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Syxx
Thu Jan 10 08, 12:51PM
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Major on matches against |CTU|...

MX :.MajoRSoulReaver wrote ...

they always suceed to pwn us coz when u have 10 MX in one place thats like u have a room full of TNT and then sum lights the match


Made me laugh


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|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Thu Jan 10 08, 12:56PM
salezmaj

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wooohoo i got quoted
I feel happy, i feel accepted, i feel warm...oOOo i just pee my pants



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Thu Jan 10 08, 01:06PM
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10 MX in one room for a CTU match is like opening the door on cockroaches, as soon as the light comes on they scatter,






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Evil-sausages
Thu Jan 10 08, 03:13PM

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i would also pay to see moggie and euk lashed together that 1 kraks me


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safari jimgle bells
Fri Jan 11 08, 11:32AM
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herb doesn't post much, so when he does, its only right to take the mick

MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

MX: Herbosus wrote ...

TARTAN you asshole, ITS TIME YOU FELT MY NOOB CANNON!







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|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Fri Jan 11 08, 11:35AM
salezmaj

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He is one busy man
That that kawboy with his ciggy and n00b cannon
I miss time when i slaped him



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|UKMD| Bourne
Tue Jan 15 08, 06:30PM
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Whoot im quoted twice!
Am I late with this? Ive only just seen this!
9th Jan.. Im always spamming server so how did I not come across this?


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|UKMD| Bourne
Tue Jan 15 08, 06:32PM
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Ohh yeah i forgots to say!
Well done Jim for your collection! Where you keep them? xD and why...? hehehe lolzer lolzer lozenger... <<WAH


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|UKMD|Riley
Tue Jan 15 08, 06:59PM
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Bling Bling|UKMD|
Tue Jan 15 08, 07:28PM
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hahaha, quality quote there riley



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|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Wed Jan 16 08, 10:21AM
salezmaj

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Riley u spammer



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safari jimgle bells
Wed Jan 16 08, 10:26AM
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^^ and that post was highly important?

and was this one?



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Wed Jan 16 08, 11:12AM
salezmaj

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yes that post and this one where i tell u that your post is just a spam



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Dats
Wed Jan 16 08, 02:32PM

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marvelous stuff

note to self think before typing or jim'll have ya




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safari jimgle bells
Wed Jan 16 08, 02:44PM
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i actually read the forums before i "reply with relevant comments"



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wat u can read aswell as spam


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|UKMD|Riley
Wed Jan 16 08, 11:21PM
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"SPAM"

There smile.png

And it's unquestionably relevant wink.png



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|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Mon Jan 21 08, 01:52PM
salezmaj

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I read also
But my memorie last for only 5 sec..

where wher we??

Spam???




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Vαηish
Tue Jan 22 08, 07:18AM
Trust pink, Trust Vanish !

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lol nubbins




Stabs McCool wrote ...

ive just noticed, this is the first post ive seen from manse

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