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Sarah Silverman vs Jimmy Kimmel (bad language warning)


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|UKMD| St Nick

Thu Nov 20 08, 09:38PM

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I just found out about this, happened last year, absolutley funny as hell.

So Jimmy kimmel is an american talk-show host and each week on his show he has a pop at Matt Damon, its a long running joke. Sarah Silverman is Jimmys long time girlfriend/partner and is a stand up comedien. This is what happened when he invited her onto his show, she had a surprise for him........

but Jimmy gets his own back on both of them......

|UKMD| Anwar

Thu Nov 20 08, 10:14PM

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rofl!!

|UKMD| St Nick

Fri Nov 21 08, 11:01AM

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|UKMD| Greybeard

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They were excellent. You've got to admire Ben Affleck for sending himself up like that ... but then he's married to Jennifer Garner. He's got nothing to prove

|UKMD| Bourne

Fri Nov 21 08, 03:19PM

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lol nice

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roflcopter !!!

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|UKMD| neon flame

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I had never seen the full thing! Been sent a shortened version in an e-mail once, but the full thing is definitely funnier

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Sat Nov 22 08, 09:37AM

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So were they actually sleeping together behind jimmys back? or was the whole thing an elaborate joke?

funny as hell either way

|UKMD| neon flame

Sat Nov 22 08, 12:52PM

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I think it was a joke, considering Kimmel a) took it very well when he saw it and
b) made the second video. Which I also think was a joke.

Of course, we can't be sure...

|UKMD| St Nick

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its a joke you ejits


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