Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do I have a perfect puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee If you are wise, you'll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da If you're not greedy, you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
if you need to buy a plastic gun, go with the ump if you need some range, and the tmp for close range sprayage. tmp sprays through the mag in no time with almost zero recoil, but it absolute rubbish at med/long range and fires rubber bullets. ump performs well all-round, fires slower but has decent damage and accuracy for an smg.
actually, if you can only afford an smg, get either a deagle or an mp5.
The path of the righteous n00b is beset on all the sides by the inequities of the Selfish and the tiranny of EvilMen / Blessed is he who, in the name of Moggie and UKMD, sheperds the |victim|'s through the Valley of Darkness up to Double Doors @ mid, for he is truly his Brother's Keeper and the Finder of Lost N00bs / And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my Brothers / And you will know my name is Daddy Broeder when I lay my Herb Canon upon you...
ahh it's a pleasure to wake up after an evening of drunken fun to discover that without my help the TMP has taken the lead not only over the UMP, but even over burn Euk xD
it's a good day. tmp>ump although unfortunately dex>joe
oh quiet you, i stopped playing as well, andive only jusdt got back to using it, then again the ump is worse than the p228, is that what ive been doing wrong?
Gum chewing's fine when its once in a while It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile But its repulsive, revolting and wrong Chewing and chewing all day long The way that a cow does!
Rocket/Stickybomb jumping 101Map – cp_gravelpitLocatio
n – Point CTeams – All REDClasses – Soldier/DemomamTime – 5-10mins Will start with a short demonstration on how to effectively sticky jump and rocket jump. Everyone will join red team and practice rocket/sticky jumping from various positions to the top of control point C. (I chose point C in Gravelpit as Rocket/Sticky jumping is key to capturing this point in a game and it's quite high)How to effectively use an úbercharge as a Med[more ...]
|UKMD| st3fan^ wrote this in the forum 28 Dec : 13:51
Right nicked this off another forum i like to occasionally spam!its The Mallet's Mallet!, This is a word association game musn't pause, musn't hesitate...bread
|UKMD| MoggieX wrote this in the forum 02 Jan : 09:39
Thats right, we're open to ALL suggestions as when it comes to our servers.If you have a suggestion, please post below.Note: That AWP & Auto sniper enablement is non-negiotable, it ain't happening!This thread carries a strict NO FLAMING policy, if you have an idea, post it!Some suggested topics:- Ranking Systems- Mods (of any kind)- Public wars- Special Nights---------- Work in Progress ----------Ok, just to summarise from the posts made so far:* Map rotation based upon players/time of dayI [more ...]
|UKMD| MoggieX wrote this in the forum 27 Dec : 01:03
WelcomeAdmin, TeamSpeak & custom skins are given to |UKMD| members in 'goodwill' as such I really don't expect for them to be abused and for common sense to be applied when using them.--------------------
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---I have set up some general guidelines, think of it as a 'code of conduct', in a nutshell:1. Don't abuse the status or the access to services (eg, Admin, TeamSpeak etc) you have been given.2. Don't be a complete nause or an annoying twat.3. Remember the things you like[more ...]
|UKMD| MoggieX wrote this in the forum 11 Jun : 13:37
** Please copy this out and put it in a new thread to apply to MX****Fill out the section that applies to you, TF2 or CS:S Or in my case, BOTH****See The Last Post Below for an example**If you have not done so already please read the How to join |UKMD| GuideFeel free to add more but please answer all the questionsImportant Note:|UKMD| is not an active match playing clan, it is a 'Team' and a 'community', IF you're looking for matches, then you've come to the wrong place.--------------------
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Welcome!
Imagine This: Going to a massive game server, where everyone knows everyone else, its all taken in a good manner and there to be enjoyed. The way Gaming should be. Thats what we do every day!
Like None Other Team MX is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, Team MX. We're probably the largest UK clan ever, we have over 170 team members with well over 130 of them actively playing. Team MX is over a year old now, celabrating its first birthday in November last year. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.
We don't recruit twats! Quite frankly we ain't interested in matches, or 'twats' (mainly gobby teanagers, you know the ones), if this is something you're looking for, or are, you're not in the right place at all. However, IF you are a utter n00b (like I am, MoggieX) and enjoy the 'whole' online gaming expereince, where you can make friends from all over the world, then you have found yourself a new home.
A Little More About Team MX Also quite interestingly, every Team MX member gets a limited amount of admin privilages, its been the norm for people to pay for such rights, here you get them free and you can also feel at ease that there is only small group of admins, the core admins that have the access to any player abuse commands. So you can play in realtive safety, knowing that the server you're on is patrolled by an army of admins. We have members from the ages of 9 to well past retirement, probably with an average age twice that of other clans, a prime example that this is no ordinary clan.
Joining Team MX We don't let just any old person join, you have to prove yourself over a long period of time. If you're turning up here thinking you're going to join us in a few days, you're sorely mistaken. In most cases it takes over a month to be recruited and thats just the lucky ones! People (not players) rarely leave Team MX, if they do, we never really seem to get rid of them, lol.
Join Our Community! As you are either not logged into the site or registered yet, your options are quite limited. Registration on the website is of course absolutely free and you will require a working email address to confirm your registration. To register on the website and to take part in all the 'good stuff' register here or if you have forgotten your password click here.
Below are direct links to Team MX in the Steam Community: - View the Team MX group - Join the Team MX group - Enter group chat room - View annoucements
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you just all havent grown accustomed to it. 
