oh dear spammed already, its only the third reply! played wif u last nite, was good fun, good luck wif the application and makes sure to come to css fight nights : thursdays and sundays at 7:30 as this is wen recruitment happens
think we had a little knife skirmish yesterday, good to see an app and gl. Come to fight nights, join the steam group and add some ukmd as steam friends and you should be in very soon
Three Words which describe you best: 1.Noob 2.Friendly 3.Sprayer
So, we have ourselfs an n00bFriendlySprayer then, eh?
Can't have enough of those, can we?
Hi CoCo, welcome to The Webby!
Seen you ingame, here's due coursework!
Bit of homework for you:
|UKMD| neon flame wrote ...
I'd suggest you check this thread fairly regularly until you get a very big (but helpful) post from |UKMD| Broeder. You can ignore anything after that, it'll just be spam :D
Why, thank you neon ! Just for the record: anything ABOVE this post is SPAM too...
THE MOST IMPORTANT POST IN THIS HERE THREAD
by me anyways...
Here we (=you) go:
DO NOT EVER HAVE TO GO HERE !!
Did u READ and SIGN the Code of Conduct yet? you already been here
Memorize this : it's all about catching cheaters...
tat_sun on hackers:
|UKMD| tat_sun wrote ...
Vid below
If you need to get a message through to admins ingame: use teamchat and start your message with @
Be sure to have CoreAdmins (a.k.a BanHammers) in your steamfriends list!
whiplash wrote ...
...btw your link to the clan admin roaster doesnt work, it says link cannnot be found
AARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
I so dislike that when that happens...
Please check steamgroup instead, they're there...Most of us are like -|UKMD| <name> It's the - that gives us away.... add as much as you can, not all the steam administrators are Core Admins...
Watch this if your skill drops to less then zero
How to put a You Tube video in: Instead of { and }, use [and]. I've used the {} because otherwise the text won't show. 1: Get the video code: youtube.com/watch?v=ndNsEi5EUK0 by highlighting & copy This is the url without the www part because the text won't show else... 2: type this: {yt.400,.400}{/yt} 3:paste the videocode between the }{, so it'll look like this: {yt.400,.400}ndNsEi5EUK0{/yt} 1 more important thing: every . in that line is a space!! Presto: the result:
It could be that ur not allowed to post pic's & vid's due to websecurity reasons...we'll handle them for you.
NICE: UKMD You Tube Channel:
IMPORTANT PLACE !!
Also a place of interest
Wanna make a movie:
|UKMDl Teleporno wrote ...
read that
Ming wrote ...
Lol I got banned of a server for talking over the mic apparently the mic was reserved for admins
Have you got TS installed already?
DUNK on links:
DUNK wrote ...
screw all the links (apart from the code of conduct_. get yourself on teamspeak, fastest way into |UKMD| known to man
BE VERY SURE TO READ THE TITO QUOTE...
Tito on stupidity:
.Tito's Funeral. wrote ...
Since people have loaded hax in the past and then claimed their brother, did it, |UKMD| now does not accept this as a reaon to be unbanned. So guys, be warned. If you share your computer with others, make sure they know NOT to load anything into CSS, or change the password and don't tell them. It's your resposibility to make sure there are no hax on your computer.
and
|UKMD| neon flame wrote ...
...and one tip that I think Broeder left out (I'm not reading through his post all over again ) is that playing on the fight nights is one of the quickest way to get to know everyone (fight nights are not UKMD only) : Tuesdays 7:30 = TF2 fight night CS:S fight night... I have no idea
Well, neon's right: fightnights are important!
CS:S : Thursday / Sunday....Sunday's are recruiternights....
Yet another
MO-MO-MO-MO-MONSTER POST BY BROEDER
Stuee wrote ...
FO
Have fun, enjoy your stay in the vic department...recruitement could take a while, be patience etc...
did you put the right |VICTIM| tags up?
Cheers, Broeder
|UKMD| Daddy Broeder wrote ...
The path of the righteous n00b is beset on all the sides by the inequities of the Selfish and the tiranny of EvilMen / Blessed is he who, in the name of Moggie and UKMD, sheperds the |victim|'s through the Valley of Darkness up to Double Doors @ mid, for he is truly his Brother's Keeper and the Finder of Lost N00bs / And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my Brothers / And you will know my name is Daddy Broeder when I lay my Herb Canon upon you...
The path of the righteous n00b is beset on all the sides by the inequities of the Selfish and the tiranny of EvilMen / Blessed is he who, in the name of Moggie and UKMD, sheperds the |victim|'s through the Valley of Darkness up to Double Doors @ mid, for he is truly his Brother's Keeper and the Finder of Lost N00bs / And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my Brothers / And you will know my name is Daddy Broeder when I lay my Herb Canon upon you...
Did u READ and SIGN the Code of Conduct yet? you already been here
Mmmm...there seems to be an error in that. Click the link & sign up...you haven't been there.
Cheers, Sorry 4 any inconvenience, Broeder
..and yes, I will still slap you onto roofs at pas de quartier...
|UKMD| Daddy Broeder wrote ...
The path of the righteous n00b is beset on all the sides by the inequities of the Selfish and the tiranny of EvilMen / Blessed is he who, in the name of Moggie and UKMD, sheperds the |victim|'s through the Valley of Darkness up to Double Doors @ mid, for he is truly his Brother's Keeper and the Finder of Lost N00bs / And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my Brothers / And you will know my name is Daddy Broeder when I lay my Herb Canon upon you...
Rocket/Stickybomb jumping 101Map – cp_gravelpitLocatio
n – Point CTeams – All REDClasses – Soldier/DemomamTime – 5-10mins Will start with a short demonstration on how to effectively sticky jump and rocket jump. Everyone will join red team and practice rocket/sticky jumping from various positions to the top of control point C. (I chose point C in Gravelpit as Rocket/Sticky jumping is key to capturing this point in a game and it's quite high)How to effectively use an úbercharge as a Med[more ...]
|UKMD| st3fan^ wrote this in the forum 28 Dec : 13:51
Right nicked this off another forum i like to occasionally spam!its The Mallet's Mallet!, This is a word association game musn't pause, musn't hesitate...bread
|UKMD| MoggieX wrote this in the forum 02 Jan : 09:39
Thats right, we're open to ALL suggestions as when it comes to our servers.If you have a suggestion, please post below.Note: That AWP & Auto sniper enablement is non-negiotable, it ain't happening!This thread carries a strict NO FLAMING policy, if you have an idea, post it!Some suggested topics:- Ranking Systems- Mods (of any kind)- Public wars- Special Nights---------- Work in Progress ----------Ok, just to summarise from the posts made so far:* Map rotation based upon players/time of dayI [more ...]
|UKMD| MoggieX wrote this in the forum 27 Dec : 01:03
WelcomeAdmin, TeamSpeak & custom skins are given to |UKMD| members in 'goodwill' as such I really don't expect for them to be abused and for common sense to be applied when using them.--------------------
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---I have set up some general guidelines, think of it as a 'code of conduct', in a nutshell:1. Don't abuse the status or the access to services (eg, Admin, TeamSpeak etc) you have been given.2. Don't be a complete nause or an annoying twat.3. Remember the things you like[more ...]
|UKMD| MoggieX wrote this in the forum 11 Jun : 13:37
** Please copy this out and put it in a new thread to apply to MX****Fill out the section that applies to you, TF2 or CS:S Or in my case, BOTH****See The Last Post Below for an example**If you have not done so already please read the How to join |UKMD| GuideFeel free to add more but please answer all the questionsImportant Note:|UKMD| is not an active match playing clan, it is a 'Team' and a 'community', IF you're looking for matches, then you've come to the wrong place.--------------------
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Register Today, Its FREE!
Welcome!
Imagine This: Going to a massive game server, where everyone knows everyone else, its all taken in a good manner and there to be enjoyed. The way Gaming should be. Thats what we do every day!
Like None Other Team MX is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, Team MX. We're probably the largest UK clan ever, we have over 170 team members with well over 130 of them actively playing. Team MX is over a year old now, celabrating its first birthday in November last year. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.
We don't recruit twats! Quite frankly we ain't interested in matches, or 'twats' (mainly gobby teanagers, you know the ones), if this is something you're looking for, or are, you're not in the right place at all. However, IF you are a utter n00b (like I am, MoggieX) and enjoy the 'whole' online gaming expereince, where you can make friends from all over the world, then you have found yourself a new home.
A Little More About Team MX Also quite interestingly, every Team MX member gets a limited amount of admin privilages, its been the norm for people to pay for such rights, here you get them free and you can also feel at ease that there is only small group of admins, the core admins that have the access to any player abuse commands. So you can play in realtive safety, knowing that the server you're on is patrolled by an army of admins. We have members from the ages of 9 to well past retirement, probably with an average age twice that of other clans, a prime example that this is no ordinary clan.
Joining Team MX We don't let just any old person join, you have to prove yourself over a long period of time. If you're turning up here thinking you're going to join us in a few days, you're sorely mistaken. In most cases it takes over a month to be recruited and thats just the lucky ones! People (not players) rarely leave Team MX, if they do, we never really seem to get rid of them, lol.
Join Our Community! As you are either not logged into the site or registered yet, your options are quite limited. Registration on the website is of course absolutely free and you will require a working email address to confirm your registration. To register on the website and to take part in all the 'good stuff' register here or if you have forgotten your password click here.
Below are direct links to Team MX in the Steam Community: - View the Team MX group - Join the Team MX group - Enter group chat room - View annoucements
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Been in hospital since sunday night, just got back and can barely move
No games for a while methinks
|UKMD |Dougal 06 Jan : 16:28
i would smit but i havent talked to my cousin yet, so im staying away
|UKMD| Joe xD 06 Jan : 16:06
i fancy getting back to my pc so i can play cs:s! tomorrow =D
|UKMD| Smit 06 Jan : 15:10
any1 fancy gettin dod server started?
safari jimgle bells 06 Jan : 14:40
omg new puter bits are here, the antec 1200 is huge and heavy!! i've seen smaller cars!!!
|UKMD| Broeder 06 Jan : 13:20
I work in shifts...so now I'm having my 'weekend' off ( 1day). I should have put "off" because the GF is @ work and The Kid is too ( he works @ home ), logs into my account everytime he can. Mostly when it's diaper change time or, for instance, FEED ME time.
|UKMD| Smit 06 Jan : 12:47
lmao broeder dont u have work? im in college otherwise id be posting more
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