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Lo all!

Firstly, thanks to all those who care enough about the main server to vote in the map vote thread! keep voting! and when a clear winner is in evidence it will be banged on the server for all you n00bs to hammer to death (unless you all just press "1" when a vote comes up

)

Secondly, there has been a fair bit of unpleasentness on the Tf2 server, something I personally never thought I'd see.
This spilled over into the forums and we've been working to come to a better outcome for all over what happened in the core admin section behind the scenes.

Unfortunately, after yesterday, this is no longer possible.

I would like to thank the precious n00bs that replied to my queries today, over yesterdays events, in steam chats, for their honesty and integrity.

Actual evidence one way or the other is in, from more than one source and regular players Nige and Dal are in the process of being banned for griefing |UKMD| Dunk after being warned about their behaviour.

Now thats over with, I can now jump into Left 4 Dead, which I've been itching to play all day, as I've been dealing with the above with the other Cores and sorting out the new L4D forum section, and see if theres a mid to rush somewhere!!

Thirdly, I welcome our first "n00b of the week" for a hell of a long time.
Well done |UKMD| Northman, who sent me this as I typed this news out (sorry its taken a while, but i've been laughing my socks off too long)

Never tell your password to anyone.
|UKMD|Ñö®†hmåñ: lo buddy
-|UKMD| ﯖafari j!m-: lo m8y
|UKMD|Ñö®†hmåñ: hate to ask ya but theres one dude that wont stop spamming his mic
-|UKMD| ﯖafari j!m-: status
-|UKMD| ﯖafari j!m-: whats his steam?
-|UKMD| ﯖafari j!m-: copy to me the entire line
|UKMD|Ñö®†hmåñ: crap i havent fix my console
-|UKMD| ﯖafari j!m-: dude, thats not one of our servers
|UKMD|Ñö®†hmåñ: oh thought it was
|UKMD|Ñö®†hmåñ: lol
|UKMD|Ñö®†hmåñ: sry buddy
-|UKMD| ﯖafari j!m-: you just cheered me up no end.
|UKMD|Ñö®†hmåñ:

My hat off to you Northman, your timing is impeccable

Oh, speaking of "hats"
check this out:

Posted by |UKMDl safari jim on Tue 18 Nov 08 - 15:33

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Map Vote Is Up!!

Hello!

would really appreciate it if you could all pop along here:

map vote

and add your vote to the as promised poll for new map to be added to main server

cheers

Posted by |UKMDl safari jim on Mon 17 Nov 08 - 14:31

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Css Main server - Help Required

Lo all, due to the main server taking an age to get going in the mornings, we have stripped off all the maps from the rotation that would scare away the casual gamer, and as such, its no longer taking until 11am/12pm to get more than 8 n00bs on the server.

The rotation as it stands now is as follows:
N00b Friendly

de_dust2_unlimited
de_dust2
cs_office_unlimited_oc
de_desert_atrocity_v3
mx_glass
de_nightfever
de_dust_ukmd
de_pasdequartier_mx
cs_italy_tactik2_mx

The downside, is there is now a distinct lack of variety. Admins with the map change ability can still put on maps like Greensleaves, Bluecorridor, damaged, 4th street and strata if they so choose to do so, to break the monotomy a bit in the evenings when the server is fuller and a hit in player count doesn't take much to replace.

Also, map times.

Thanks to |UKMD| CAWA, All maps are now only 30 minutes each, with de_mx_glass set at 15 minutes, and de_dust2_unlimited set at 40 minutes. (its still the most popular map we host, but 1 hour is too long)

If, however, you think that a particular mapvote is full of rubbish and none of the maps are to your liking, I urge you to select Glass, even if you hate it, as it is only 15 minutes long and it will not take long for another, different map vote to appear.

That said,

4 out of the 9 maps on offer are sandy. or "dust" maps. thats a bit much.
so
We are looking at adding an additional map to the rotation, something that is familiar enough to not scare away the early morning gamers, but is also not dust

Please use the comments to this news item to post map suggestions (yes |UKMD| Eden, we've already got yours

) and I will add them to a website vote with the maps |UKMD| CAWA and |UKMD| Dec1211 went and looked at yesterday on other servers (other servers?

). Th emap with the most votes will be added poste haste.

Many thanks

Posted by |UKMDl safari jim on Sat 15 Nov 08 - 10:07

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A Big Thank You

Fight Night

Well, as well as much n00bness, carnage, and "gibbing" last night accross a variety of maps on TF2, we managed, successfully to hold a minutes silence around the cart at 9:30pm on PL_Goldrush, followed by a mass melee brawl!

although |UKMD| Dunk had to ban a twat who didn't see why we should pay our respects to "a bunch of old fogeys we will never meet" what a twat. F.O. please mr "sloth456" you are the scum of the earth.

Amid the destruction and cart pushing, we recruited a flying (with the help of a "few" slaps

) Heavy, and also a flying (again, bind k "sm_slap ribbed" FTW

) sniper.

So a big warm welcome to a pair of n00bs :

|UKMD| Ribbed
|UKMD| Smallguy

Both of whom took their timebombing quite well

Sponsors Edited to include the additions since this morning

While Moggies completely snowed under at work, I have been looking after the sponsorship side of things.
Unfortunantly, I Я n00b and haven't for the life of me a scooby doo how to edit the unique page under the giant "donate" button, so we all should thank the following people, some of whom are repeat sponsors, for contributing to moggies server rackspace rental bill:

|UKMD|Sprayer
|UKMD|Oldman (twice)
|UKMD|Gus
|UKMD|Greybeard (twice)
|UKMD|Cheezy grin
|UKMD|Dunk
|UKMD|Quincy
|UKMD|Da_ging
|UKMD|Monkey wrench
|UKMD|Gwee
|UKMD|Unhinged
|UKMD|Insert-name-here
|UKMD|Old-git (twice)
|UKMD|Bmwman540
|UKMD|Pistols_the_pirate
|UKMD|Twinkle
|UKMD|Simpology
|UKMD|DMW
|UKMD|Johnbe
|UKMD|Heavy metal
|UKMD|T1dal
|UKMD|Tyephoon boom

And also to regular server inhabitants:

Senra
Teamjobby|| Tom
Lance dark
Shouou
Matto1990
Winged Guardian

Its good to see that not only |UKMD| show love for the servers, the community thanks you all.

Damn Shame

Unfornunately, not every one shows this. after more than a few requests to adjust his name, |UKMD| Mikem, has been banned for pushing his luck, advertising on the main server and showing a very, very poor attitude to a core admin.

A compromise had been reached, which IMHO was very generous of the core admins, considering a few wanted to ban him straight away, and he threw it back in our face when we weren't looking.

4:06 - UKMD | MikeM - [link removed] be anal about it, and cry im stealing people away which is a completely false accusation
4:07 - UKMD | MikeM - [link removed] or just accept i work for a GSP, and that i'm always going to have either [link removed], or [link removed] in my name
4:07 - UKMD | MikeM - [link removed] so if your going to ban me
4:07 - UKMD | MikeM - [link removed] get on with it
4:07 - UKMD | MikeM - [link removed] I really dont have the patience for this petty crap

Neither do we m8y, neither do we.

No advertising means No advertising

Posted by |UKMDl safari jim on Wed 12 Nov 08 - 10:34

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Tee Eff Too Fight night Tuesday 11/11

Not sure how likely it is going to work, but in amongst all the usual mayhem and craziness, shall we try for a minute silence on the central cap on fastlane or badlands? about 9pm? we all gather and pay our respects. then once the minutes over, we melee each other to bits.

doable?

lets see.

sm_silence @all;sm_freeze @all should help methinks if we get any idiots on

2fort server as usual n00bs ahoy, first map will be............granary

Posted by |UKMDl safari jim on Mon 10 Nov 08 - 16:18

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More New N00bs!!

Posted by |UKMDl safari jim on Mon 10 Nov 08 - 00:57

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That Was The Week That Was

N00b Night Out

If you haven't seen already, what started as a few local core admins getting together for a drink turned into an 11 n00b free for all in the middle of cheltenham, with a few extra people that lived nearby invited into the mix. (did you not wonder why I started a "UKMD where you at" thread

mental patients on the run

Left 4 Dead

After a few teething problems in the first few hours when it was released, things have settled down, and a quality game has emerged.

If you've pre ordered this, then you are currently enjoying the demo, as I am, Screaming your heads off as 50 zombies belt it round the corner at you at the speed of light!

The servers work in a funny way, and only fit 4 people onto each at the moment, so our two (yes!! two!!) L4D servers are currently passworded for UKMD members only

L4D first impressions:

|UKMD| Nades n00b run through:

New n00bs!!

I missed TF2 fightnight tuesday, so I Thought I'd better recruit some n00blets last night.
Welcome aboard:

|UKMD| Amy
|UKMD| Domino

Both of whom have been n00bing around our servers for ages now, and both absolutely enjoyed their firebombing

Posted by |UKMDl safari jim on Sat 08 Nov 08 - 10:41

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New n00bs!!

Not too sure what happened during |UKMD| Bats' sunday fightnight, as I wasn't there, so I can't report on it. Sorry.

I can, however, tell you that watching Ironman for the fourth time is still just as good as when i watched it the first time

Posted by |UKMDl safari jim on Sun 02 Nov 08 - 23:34

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Zombie Panic Fight Night Tonight!!

Huzzah!

In conjunction with the css halloween maps (which are broke at the moment

, Cawa is looking into them, fingers crossed ) |UKMD| Insert-Name-Here is kindly running a zombie panic source fight night tonight from 11pm to well past the witching hour, so fingers at the ready on your "grrrr--aaarrrrg" key and go munch on some survivors!

nom nom nom no-brrrrrraaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnssss

ip: 212.219.8.120:27030
i want to spam my z key
or,

ip: 212.219.8.120:27029

i'm going to boink you with a saucepan

Posted by |UKMDl safari jim on Fri 31 Oct 08 - 10:36

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|UKMD| Broeder
20 Nov : 20:44
Now, I want to do that (separate hdd), can I just cut/copy the steamthingfolder?

DUNK
20 Nov : 20:35
thinking of installing xp again. this motherboard is just so shit for 64bit vista. they have never released a bios update for it so time to bite the bullet. thankgod i install all games on a seperate hdd.
partitioning FTW

|UKMD| Broeder
20 Nov : 20:33
Get him an old comp? I'm SURE we can work out a deal...

DUNK
20 Nov : 20:22
sometimes i feel like doing that
just installing bf1942 for my son, man i wish he would give up on these older games

Andy Lucky Shot
20 Nov : 20:21
lol DUNK at least you can access your things my pc is completely messed up i cant turn it on in safe mode or in normal and ive already dont a reformat.

Shouou
20 Nov : 20:18
cant you press F8 an duninstall them in safe mode?

|UKMD| Broeder
20 Nov : 20:07
Boot pc? As in

|UKMD| Nick
20 Nov : 17:06
you will probly get to that by.....tomorrow

|UKMD| Melon
20 Nov : 17:00
nah we have enough spam no need to celebrate ill set a 5000 milestone

|UKMD| ﮎhadam
20 Nov : 16:47
haha melon, i was going to tell you but i decided against it as i was arguing

|UKMD| Melon
20 Nov : 16:46
fook i went past 2000 posts

DUNK
20 Nov : 16:11
yup Melon
thats his finale

mark lamarr pfft
you probably think Frank Sidebottom is funny.

MX | LUNATIC
20 Nov : 16:08
ROBIN WILLILIAMS PWNS U ALL

|UKMDl safari jim
20 Nov : 16:05
jimmy carr is a poor mark lamarr wannabe

|UKMDl safari jim
20 Nov : 15:44
$0.98

|UKMDl safari jim
20 Nov : 15:44
$0

|UKMDl safari jim
20 Nov : 15:43
$

|UKMDl Blissett
20 Nov : 15:26
Does that make Gordon Freeman 96% better than Curtis Jackson?

|UKMD| Greybeard
20 Nov : 14:20
Oh dear . The dollar sign comes out as {MESSAGE}. I'll have to learn this stuff

. Anyway, it's only 98 cents.

|UKMD| Greybeard
20 Nov : 14:17
It's Half-Life's birthday. Steam are selling it for {MESSAGE}.98

. A bargain even by today's gaming standards

|UKMD| Melon
20 Nov : 13:50
i have seen his german hokey kokey one called cratwefk or somethin

DUNK
20 Nov : 13:45
bill baileys stage show is ace. as he plays tons of instruments and makes up lots of funny songs.

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20 Nov : 13:39
ive never actually seen Harry Hill stand up just the TV Burp thing and its funny he sees the most random things. I like the idea of Bill Bailey but ive never watched him

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