For reasons known to only himself, |UKMD| super mario Was a twat.
Probably still is Tbh, but we will never know as he is baned from main server, by sausages, banned from tf2 server, by dec, and now banned from the website and the rest of the servers by me.
This is all after he got a second chance after being temp banned by Bling the day after his recruitment.
Everybody say "Bai!!" roflhovvercraft
P.S. no-one is immune from the weapon of mass bannage (WMB) we use to weed out twats, so no thinking UKMD in your name gives you licence!
Not that anyone would of course, but this is a good example to members and wannabe members that we ARE willing to clean our own house.
Well, we've not even hit the free weekend yet and at a rough count we currently have 90 n00bs spread over 9 Team Fortress 2, thats excluding the 70 odd peeps in CS:Source.
For the hardcore players that were on last night, at about 11pm, the update happened and in between the winging that Tele's TF2 woudl not update and Steam being a nause, we had put a new additon the the UKMD array of servers, a new baby called 'UKMANDOWN.CO.UK | N00B Friendly #14 BADWATER 24/7 | INC STATS' that has been full continously since its birth, the IP is 78.129.142.161:27030 and its taken the place of the ill-used DOD:Source server, although when I come back from by holls we'll be having a DOD:Source server back, as thats a throughly enjoyable game.
There is also the addition of three more Team Fortress 2 servers, replacing the moved Gun Game server and also taking up the spare capacity I had been holding back on the E6400 box, these servers are at IP addresses 78.129.175.2:27025 and 87.117.228.79:27022. Plus an Arena Team Fortress 2 game server at 212.219.8.124:27060
There is obviously a large number players choosing the 'heavy' class and an un-earthly amount of sandwich munching going on, however to the delight of other non-acheivement whore'ing players, there is a wealth of easy kills to be picked up, especially as sniper or spy in that wicked new pl_badwater map. I distinctly remember seeing nades wetting his panties only a few minutes ago, while stabbing 2 heavies and a medic to boot!
I've re-arranged the website a little, so that the Team Fortress 2 servers are now separated from CS:Source and the other mods we run. Also while filling our boots er servers with n00bs last night, we discovered that the configs were not right and it got rather choppy, with some switching between some other popular game servers, I was able to borrow the settings that were on those and we should find that the TF2 servers are a lot smooter now across the board, especially as they get full with acheivement spamming n00bs.
Steam Issues? Also unsupprisingly with the large number of players on the servers and downloading the updates, steam went tits up last night and I've also seen it today, if you receive messages like 'Client Timed Out' and 'Invalid STEAMID Ticket', just rejoin the server you came from, or restart steam if it persists.
Forth-Coming Team Fortress 2 FREE Weekend For those that have been visiting Mars for the last 2 weeks, there is a TF2 free weekend coming up THIS WEEKEND, look out in the forums as I'm sure some forum spamming n00blet will be posting up the link to the free download/promotional page from Steam.
Team Fortress 2 Fight Night Next Tuesday We'll be holding a massive Team Fortress 2 Fight Night next tuesday, check the forums out for posts by |UKMD| Nick.
Sponsors! I've over-joyed to annouce that we have cleared the 100 sponsors mark, with out the support of ALL of you we woudl certainly not have the quality of kit we have, with the number of game servers and such a fab enviroment to play in.
Remember, unlike other 'clans' once a sponsor you are ALWAYS a sponsor, with the beleif that if you simply enjoy our servers, then sponosoring again and again is only natural.
Here is a quick summary of the perks for sponsors:
- Reserved Slots - Always get on - Player Skins - In CS:Source, plus they are now on the n00b Heaven server too! - Named - Right here on the website - Fast Respawns in TF2 - 3 second respawns if the map is not cp_dustbowl or pl_goldrush - Ping Immunity - Never get auto-booted because you are downloading at the same time - Warm & Cosy Feeling - Yup this comes free, knowing that you've helped everyone out, keeping the servers running.
Holidays! I'm off to sunny Spain for a week, in my absence there are two primary contacts:
|UKMD| Safari J!m - Contact for all recruitment and normal clan questions/issues |UKMD| CAWA - Contact for any server issues
Both n00bs frequent the community chat room at steam://friends/joinchat/103582791429529345, and if anyone feels like being a twat in my absence, they are both instructed to BAN all parties invloved and I'll sort it out (if I can be arsed) when I come back.
|UKMD| MoggieX All spelling mistakes were created by n00b Check V1.5.1 Beta
Clear out your diaries, cancel all apointments, book a babysitter, put the dog in the garden, pull the plug on the tv, lock the doors, abandon your partner and tell your boss to shove it!
Its the the 'Grand return' of TF2 Fight Night. This Tuesday night, the 19th, and everyone hereafter till the end of time (or till Moggie says so) is the UKMD TF2 FIGHT NIGHT.
Heres the challenge: To fill as many of our TF2 servers as n00bly as possible and to laugh out loud in the process.
Each week there will be a 'register' thread, please feel free to stick your name in it (although this is obviously not neccesary in order to join in) and invite all your friends along.
Update: This has been done successfuly _________________________________________
As the title suggests there is going to be a sghort outage of aboput 15 minutes while the servers is moved in the data centre, I'm not sure when yet, but will take ANY time they offer, as it needs to be done by wednesday.
So if you get kicked for wearing tags, can't access the website or wonder why the n00b heaven server is down, thats why!
Bored? I was.... Haze egged me on though, so blame her http://www.ukmandown.co.uk/forum-t84017-last.html special mention to: riley : |UKMD| Riley: *bares hairy arse in return* Oddball: |UKMD| •̪̀● Oddball: why are you blowing raspberries out of your mouth? Syxx: |UKMD| Syxx hates raspberries Skeet: |UKMD| Skeet: wtf XD Walking target: |UKMD| Lister Of Smeg: ok, wats with that? anthrax: Ληтняλҳ :: √1. :: lol jim wtf
and extra special thx to mitzi, who made it all worth while with:
|UKMD|Mitzi: lol hi man .. |UKMD|Mitzi: i am going to rest for a while cause i got stung by 20 wasps....and it hurts
Another free weekend is coming up next weekend, with the release of the next installment for the 'Heavy', to ensure that we don't miss out on the extra player numbers, you may have noticed the addition of 5 new Team Fortress 2 game servers!
We've swapped two of the 32 man servers and made them into 4 24 slot 24/7 servers and when the new maps are released (there are 5 new maps), there was spare capacity on the E6400 box and we'll add at least another one to the game server count, with dedicated game servers for the new maps.
Slightly OTT, but lets not look a gift horse in the gob eh!
MoggieX: I'm sure there is a plugin that you can build on top of that marrow in pl_goldrush CAWA: Really? MoggieX: Ah here it is MoggieX: ooo wait CAWA: What? MoggieX: Engy HAX CAWA: What?! MoggieX: HAX! MoggieX: Lets have a go at building 3 sentries each CAWA: Wtf?! [Giggles] Why not 20? MoggieX: Ok edited the objects.txt file, restart the server CAWA: Done and on my way MoggieX: [on TeamSpeak] Who wants to build 20 sentries each?
From little clan we never imagine that we could grown to such big community. Ofc that wouldn't be possible if our clan leader was one lazy n00b. Instead he carefully listen to our advices and how the time was passing we were bigger and bigger thx to him and his wise choices (ok ok kiss arss i know ). I think we will just continue to grow until we take over the world MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA (oooo sh*t wrong topic)
Today we could say sum nice words to him to let him know that we him and that we care about this "little" community and would do anything to keep it.
I think when I am saying this I'm saying it in the name of the whole community:
As the title suggests, cheers for the great scrap last night on CS:Source. For quite a while we were down by 10 players, facing a team of 28 V's 18 and we still won 18 rounds and only lost 2! A terrorists we had a slightly harder job, although those delayed rushes were leathal!
I did find it very amusing when someone said there is no-where to go when on Short A, don't think they kinda realised that they have to push straight over the top round to A, rather than just standing in short A, awaiting a nading to death .
Update: Spoken with James at the Omega Centre and awaiting a quote to come in for tomorrow.
One curious thing he did bring up, while we're free to use thier kit, mice, headsets and mouse mats are all personal taste goods and you would be more than welcome to bring your own for the event.
For people aged under 15, then an adult would need to attend with them for the event, more details can be found here:
you are under 15 and do not have an ID you will need to be accompanied by an adult with an ID to sign up - But only on your first visit after that you do not need adult supervision.
We're having an unoffical Team Fortress 2 fight night this evening, as n ext week we'll be kicking off with every Tuesday night being a resident Team Fortress 2 evening!
Join us for some quality n00b on noob action on Server #1 for around 7pm!
Created a few user images, which people are free to use as required, such as for steam fiends, forum signatures etc... Even included a PSD file for those who have Photoshop!
Imagine This: Going to a massive game server, where everyone knows everyone else, its all taken in a good manner and there to be enjoyed. The way Gaming should be. Thats what we do every day!
Like None Other Team MX is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, Team MX. We're probably the largest UK clan ever, we have over 170 team members with well over 130 of them actively playing. Team MX is over a year old now, celabrating its first birthday in November last year. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.
We don't recruit twats! Quite frankly we ain't interested in matches, or 'twats' (mainly gobby teanagers, you know the ones), if this is something you're looking for, or are, you're not in the right place at all. However, IF you are a utter n00b (like I am, MoggieX) and enjoy the 'whole' online gaming expereince, where you can make friends from all over the world, then you have found yourself a new home.
A Little More About Team MX Also quite interestingly, every Team MX member gets a limited amount of admin privilages, its been the norm for people to pay for such rights, here you get them free and you can also feel at ease that there is only small group of admins, the core admins that have the access to any player abuse commands. So you can play in realtive safety, knowing that the server you're on is patrolled by an army of admins. We have members from the ages of 9 to well past retirement, probably with an average age twice that of other clans, a prime example that this is no ordinary clan.
Joining Team MX We don't let just any old person join, you have to prove yourself over a long period of time. If you're turning up here thinking you're going to join us in a few days, you're sorely mistaken. In most cases it takes over a month to be recruited and thats just the lucky ones! People (not players) rarely leave Team MX, if they do, we never really seem to get rid of them, lol.
Join Our Community! As you are either not logged into the site or registered yet, your options are quite limited. Registration on the website is of course absolutely free and you will require a working email address to confirm your registration. To register on the website and to take part in all the 'good stuff' register here or if you have forgotten your password click here.
Below are direct links to Team MX in the Steam Community: - View the Team MX group - Join the Team MX group - Enter group chat room - View annoucements
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Teamjobby | | Andy 28 Aug : 18:42 can sum1 point me in the direction of the thread dec posted about sellin ram pleeeease
Teleporno 28 Aug : 18:17 Yea he had some jim beam also, so after that little trick i had some of that
|UKMD|Riley 28 Aug : 18:04 What did you have next Tele .... Snowball ? Babycham ? Milk ?
|UKMD| Wolfey 28 Aug : 17:32 Hey ho peeps. And lo moggie wb
Teleporno 28 Aug : 15:08 I'll tell you what, having your baileys (dont ask me why, its all my friend had supposedly) spiked with 80 proof paint stripper rum doesnt do your liver justice.
Teleporno 28 Aug : 14:07 OMG Moggies back, quick everyone tidy up and stop behaving all silly
Gus 28 Aug : 13:47 fun times Ging, my hedge trimmer cable gets shorter every time i use it due to cutting through the wire and having to rewire it over and over.
|UKMD| Ging 28 Aug : 13:44 n00b Tip Of The Day: Whilst hacking back overgrown gardens be careful not to cut your telephone line!!
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